Hentai 1st episodes 2018: H
Medium: OVA, series
Year: 2018
Series: << Hentai 1st episodes 2018 >>
Keywords: hentai, anime, boobs
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Format: 15 episodes
Website category: Anime 2018
Review date: 22 May 2020
Haha kan Mama Kyonyuu Ecchi
Haha-kan Mama Kyonyuu Ecchi
Mother Sex: Busty, Lusty, Mammy
Episodes: 1 x 3 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: cel-shaded CGI hardcore porn
"Makoto? Suddenly asking me to come here, what is it? You want to see mummy's boobs? Sure. Don't tell daddy. You've reached that age, haven't you? How are they, mummy's boobs? You want me to take off my bra too? Sure. I want you to get excited looking at mummy's boobs. Are they good? Is it standing up? Oooo, it's big! Well, can't be helped. This feels good, doesn't it? Ah! It's so hard, it feels good! Ahh... does it feel good for you too? It's okay to come if you want. Are you about to come? You're bursting, aren't you? Spray all the seed in your balls. Ooooh, lots came out! That felt good, didn't it? I'll help you finish off. Store up lots of sperm!"
Haku and Luka
Haku and Luka (Ass On The Floor + 2Song's) & Sex
Episodes: 1 x 3 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
Yowane Haku (silver/purple hair) and Megurine Luka (pink hair) are Japanese Vocaloids. They dance, although not together. There's only ever one of them on-screen at the same time. Then, after they've finished dancing, the music cuts out and they have silent sex with men.
There are multiple songs here. Possibly three? (Sometimes songs change personality halfway through, after all.) We start with standard electronic beat stuff, but the last one's more fun and actually sounds like a song.
Hasande Ageru
Season 1
Episodes: 2 x 20 minutes
Keep watching: I did, actually
One-line summary: hardcore porn
It's an anthology series, telling four unrelated stories with a different cast each time. The first one was funny, so I continued and discovered that unfortunately they'd adapted the best stories ones first. Ep.2's still okay, though.
The first story stars a delinquent girl (Yaiko) who has a personality! I was astonished. She introduces herself by planting her foot on a school desk and saying, "Oi, Ootani Hokuto. Go get my lunch at the bakery outside. You'll pay, of course."
When a nice girl (Tsujiki) protests, Yaiko kicks open the classroom door and storms off.
All this was play-acting so that Yaiko can have sex with Hokuto in the gents' toilets. Even then, though, she's still a fairly difficult person, e.g. impaling herself on Hokuto's penis and then bouncing up and down while he's trying to have a normal-sounding conversation with Tsujiki through the cubicle door. (Tsujiki's followed him in here to apologise for Yaiko's behaviour and has no idea that anyone's in here with him.) Yaiko then gets cross with Hokuto for ejaculating inside her, when he'd had very little choice in the matter.
This is pretty good. Yaiko turns out to be (rightly) insecure about her personality issues, but Hokuto reassures her with:
"When you found me, didn't you notice that I was masturbating on your desk?"
The episode plays this as romantic. I fell about laughing.
The other three stories are less impressive, but they're still perfectly reasonable light character pieces. This is the kind of hardcore porn that's watchable in a non-porn way, having characterisation and a point. Masaki and Kimu's sexual relationship comes from the sweet-toothed Kimu trying to burn off calories. Keiku and Makiyama are involved in athletics, while Mikako is a swimming coach.
That said, though, it looks like garbage. (Queen Bee isn't one of the higher-budget studios.) Boobs look like terrifying Lovecraftian monsters. Meanwhile, the minimalist animation is capable of using unnatural, creepy CGI smoothing to cover up the low frame rates.
I still enjoyed it, though. It's quite good. You know, for porn.
Hatsujou Kanin Uzuku Juku Karada ha sono Yokujou wo Osaerarenai
Hatsujou Kan'in Uzuku Juku Karada ha sono Yokujou wo Osaerarenai: The Motion Anime
Episodes: 1 x 37 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: "Motion Comic" hardcore porn
It's about a nice lady who's 43, but looks a decade younger. She invites other gentlemen to join in, turning a blow job turns into a spitroasting. She has sex in various places, including a toilet. "I'll piss myself!" (She does.)
She uses a vibrator under her yukata while talking calmly-ish to her adult daughter and pretending that everything's normal. At the end, though, the daughter's lying naked in bed and asking for some X-rated action while her mother enjoys a male companion right next to her.
Hatsujou Switch
Hatsujou Switch: Otosareta Shoujo-tachi The Animation
Episodes: 1
24 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: disturbing hardcore porn
Our "hero" is a shiatsu practitioner and a creepy old man. (Technically he's only middle-aged, but his sinister voice makes him sound older.) He says things like "you slutty bitch, you're making such a stupid-looking face!" Anyway, he has a superpower:
"There is a certain point in every woman's body that puts them in heat when pressed and I can spot them in no time."
His first victim sees that he's ogling her (which is true) and threatens to tell the cops. "Between a suspicious man like you and a delicate schoolgirl like me, which one do you think the police will believe?" Can't argue with that. However she then tries to extort money from him, whereupon he gropes her pressure point, pulls her into an alleyway and comes raw inside her ten times.
"She kept on wanting me so much, which was annoying, so I had to ditch her."
His next victim has a thuggish punk boyfriend and doesn't seem too fussed when this boyfriend punches our hero. In return, our hero makes the girl visit a public toilet naked, then gives her anal sex (ignoring her screams of "it hurts") before making her perform on two friends of his at once. She takes a phone call from her boyfriend while she's in mid-threesome and our hero even sends him a video.
Final words to Victim #2: "you're going to be our toilet from now on."
Bloody hell. Our hero doesn't think it's rape, because the pressure point makes the woman super-horny and obedient. One begs to differ. He must also be spreading sexually transmitted diseases.
Hazu ka
Episodes: 1 x 2 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
The music makes it sound as if the video's trying to be a comedy. (Bouncy, upbeat electronic tune and a girl who sounds like a duck.)
It's mostly a montage of four girls having sex, but there's a bit of dancing too.
Hentai Byouin
Hentai Hospital
Hentai Byouin
Episodes: 10 x 7-10 minutes
Keep watching: yes, but only in a ten-second "flicking through" way
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
Five nurses are in a hospital theatre. (You can tell they're nurses because the watching non-participants are still in their uniforms in a few of the episodes.) A man has sex with them, with a different combination in every episode. There's no plot and 99% of the dialogue is moans and gasps.
The cel-shaded CGI is quite good.
This was Act.2. There's also a Hentai Hospital Act.1, which I don't imagine is significantly different.
hi bird
Episodes: 1 x 3 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
I think the dancer's a motorbike cop who forgot to wear anything below the waist. She's got the motorbike, anyway.
No sex, just stripping. The song and dancing are fine. Nothing wrong with them.
Hito Manekata
Hito no Manekata
Episodes: 1 x 24 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
It's 3D CGI porn, but a bit more involved than most. It's stylish. It's like the insert scenes from a top-end computer game, especially since the girl has a voice actress but the boy's dialogue appears silently in sidebars. They have white hair and mildly elaborate black nearly-goth outfits, with blindfolds. Why the blindfolds? There's also a little floating robot. (UPDATE: I only learned this much later, but those two are 2B and 9S from Nier: Automata. The blindfolds, incidentally, are actually “military visors” or “goggles.”)
There's also some talk of revenge. Why? What for? Well, never mind. Someone's about to get chained to the wall, then have lots of sex.
Young Wife Yukiho
Hitozuma Yuhiko no Baai
The Young Wife Yukiho
10 or 16 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
No story or characterisation. It's a sex scene with good CGI. That's all.
(Later update: no, I'm wrong. There's a 16-minute version out there with dialogue, where you get some sense of Yuhiko as a person.)
HK Miku Sex Dance Lamb
HK Miku Sex Dance - Lamb
Episodes: 1 x 4 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
Hatsune Miku has dance sex in time with the music. She's sitting on top, so this works better than you'd think. Her breasts have grown for porn reasons, incidentally.
Googling "Lamb" got me an electronic band from Manchester, but I've no idea whether or not this is their song. It's quite good, though, and there are at least three MMD videos that use it.
HK Vocaloids Orgy Party
HK Vocaloids Orgy Party
Episodes: 1 x 6 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: music video with hardcore sex
The music is... dance? Trance? I don't know my music genres. Something a bit electronic and bleepy, anyway.
The orgy is what it says on the tin. Dialogue-free sex scenes with 3+ people, in what looks like a nightclub.
Honoo no Haramase Oppai
Honoo no Haramase Oppai: Ero Appli Gakuen
Episodes: 27 + 28 minutes
Keep watching: on fast-forward, out of mild curiosity
One-line summary: hardcore porn
Masato Majime's sister wakes him up by performing fellatio on him. Like many hentai heroines, she's capable of holding a two-minute conversation with her mouth full.
Apparently this is because he has a smartphone app.
"I was surprised when the cat I saved that time suddenly talked and gave me this. A Love Smartphone with App!" (This app lets you have sex with anyone. The first thing Masato did was turn the cat into a human, then have sex with her.)
Masato then goes to school and meets the Chairman of the School Public Morals Committee, a Russian girl in a purple jumpsuit, a slightly tsundere blue-haired girl who'll do it in a phone booth and a childhood friend whose breasts spray milk when she has an orgasm. Guess what happens.
Cliffhanger: the app has only one usage left! HORROR!!! (Ep.2 proves that this is a lie.)
Overall, it's more than a bit mad, but likeable. Masato genuinely gets on well with his female friends.
Hora Sonna Ni Koe wo Morasu to Kareshi ni Barechimau Ze
Hora, Sonna Ni Koe wo Morasu to Kareshi ni Barechimau Ze? Eroge Sekai de Mobu no Joshi wo Notete mita
Episodes: 1 x 72 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: computer game hardcore porn
The title is misleading. It says, "Hey, keep your voice down or my boyfriend will hear us!"
What actually happens is that the hero rapes a girl repeatedly. She's horrified and begging him to stop... and yet eventually she starts enjoying it. Yup, it's one of those. It can piss right off.
Houkago Yuutousei
Houkago no Yuutousei
Season 1
Episodes: 3 x 20 minutes
Keep watching: no
One-line summary: hardcore porn
It's good-natured, harmless hentai. Everyone's happy and consenting. The sex is vanilla, i.e. oral, boob jobs and intercourse, with nothing scary. They even use condoms, at first.
Our protagonist, Matsuri, is in a threesome with Chisato (happy to share her boyfriend with her best friend) and Yasumi (shy, tends to hang back and watch). There's a modest amount of plot in Yasumi's character development and everyone's plans for the future, but basically it's lots of sex.
Is it any good? Don't be silly. It's repetitive and predictable, while Matsuri has a face like a potato. However it's also relatively likeable.