It's like a hentai version of Higehiro (which I love, but the whole point of that show is that it's avoiding sex). This show stars an ordinary working bloke and a schoolgirl (Akane) who find themselves sharing a room thanks to a careless elderly landlady. Akane doesn't like the idea much, but she says she could stand living with him for a week. She then invites him into her bed (with no ulterior motive that I could see), then starts masturbating late at night when the neighbours are having noisy sex next door. He's right next to her in the same bed. He offers to help. Akane accepts the suggestion, but says she'll punch him if it hurts.

What comes next is the unexpected bit. Akane has a parents' evening at school and asks her new bloke to pretend to be her uncle for it. She also straightens his tie in the morning and starts acting like his mother.

It has nothing to do with One Piece. Instead, it's four short hentai stories set in the real world with Yuji and his stepmother, Mira. (There's a second girl, Mira's daughter, but she doesn't get involved in the hentai scenes.) The stories are:

1. fireworks festival at which our heroes are running a stall. 2. Valentine's chocolates. 3. dressing up in a maid outfit. 4. exercise in (initially) gymwear.

These little stories are nothing special, but they're harmless. Yuji doesn't seem to have much choice in what's going on, but I didn't notice him objecting. Mira will immediately kneel down and unzip him, for instance, on being told, "Mum, we're finished here! You can take Yuuji for a break!"

"A few years ago, after a new type of virus spread across the world, I became the last man able to get an erection!"

For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't have the effect the show assumes. A penis isn't necessary for sex. Ask any lesbian. Nonetheless, in this anime, men all men except Itsuki are asexual and women think nothing of stripping in mixed changing rooms. If the wrong people find out about Itsuki, he'll probably get kidnapped and used for medical experiments. (No, his name's not Adam. The title's referring to Adam and Eve.)

Anyway, this is a harem anime in a high school where 90% of the students are girls. Classmates find out about Itsuki and have assorted reactions, often comedic and always ending up in the same physical activity. There's a sporty tomboy who dislikes men and an heiress who's promised her rich family that she'll find a husband. (If she expected him to be able to perform a husband's traditional responsibilities, that was a reckless promise.) Even the huge-breasted teaching staff aren't immune to sexual temptation.

Incidentally, the uncensored versions of these episodes aren't what you'd think. Despite being by ComicFesta, I don't think this is a TV hentai with a family-friendly version. No, the uncensored episodes don't have digital mosaics over everyone's genitals (as is mandatory in Japanese porn).

The show's good-natured and silly, but only to an acceptable level. The oddest thing about it is the live-action dancing in the closing titles, with a girl in a school uniform and a blonde wig. (She keeps her clothes on, but she's a cosplayer and former Adult Video star called Kaho Shibuya who did 750 porn films. She's also one of the show's voice actresses and does a perfectly good job in the role. Other ex-AV actresses in anime have included Aoi Sora in the extremely throwaway Henkei Shoujo. To take the conversation into darker places, a voice actress Kokona Yuuzuki who became an AV star has talked publicly about "makura eigyou" or "casting couch" in the voice acting industry. Yuzuki said, "Perhaps it's better I didn't say this, but I have a friend who's part of a group in a nationally-known idol anime. Everyone in the younger generation is doing makura eigyou.")

As for this particular show, though, some of the characterisation's quite fun. It's perfectly watchable. I don't mind it.

The male protagonist, Mizuki, has two questionable older sisters. The oldest, Ena (with turquoise hair), doesn't care if she's nearly naked in front of him and is interested in his girlfriend. The younger, Ruka (with reddish-brown hair) is tsundere-like and thinks it's her job to punish him. She throws her bag at him for not having food waiting for her when she gets home. She abuses him, slaps him and rides on his back like a horse.

Mizuki's girlfriend is the student council president at school. Ena's boyfriend may or may not be the real thing. The plot's pretty twisted and includes a girl arranging for a boy to seduce a girl so that another boy can be seduced by the first girl. This involves incest, but you knew that already. There's also fellatio and cunnilingus at school in the open air, plus some normal-seeming conversations in which one girl is cheerfully pretending that sex acts aren't performed on her.

It ends with someone being tied to a bed, abused with a vibrator and told that they're going to become a filthy blackmail love slave.

That's quite an intricate plot. One girl gets no sex scenes at all, for instance, even though this is hentai. There's no room for her in the plot. You couldn't call the storyline plausible, depending as it does on deeply twisted behaviour and some messed-up assumptions about how people will react. Mizuki's girlfriend's choices are eyebrow-raising, for a start. I think it works, though, in a lurid "film noir as hentai" sort of way. It's unpredictable, at least.

It's a nasty little story about an innocent boy (Niijima), a demure bookish girl (Sakura) and three other boys who are gang raping Sakura. She goes along with it every day, partly because they've taken video evidence for blackmail purposes and partly because they threaten to start bullying Niijima.

"I loved the novel you lent me!" says Niijima, then later, "Sakura-senpai, if you're okay with it, would you like to walk home together and talk for a bit longer?"

"Sorry, first-year kid. Our prez is about to do important stuff."