That was actually amusing. Dumb throwaway porn, but it made me laugh.

Two fat old businessmen are wondering where to get their company's next mascot girl. She needs colossal boobs and not too many brains! Just then, the perfect candidate arrives at their restaurant table to take their order.

They give the huge waitress a job offer and she's excited. She's a bit taken aback when she sees the brevity of the bikini she'll be wearing, but no matter. She's up for anything, even if it's a little bit dirty! Those two businessmen assume this means "I'd like to appear in a hardcore porn video, co-starring you two."

On discovering this the, um, hard way, here's our heroine's reaction. "What the hell are they thinking? Do they really think advertising with porn will increase our sales? Or, rather, won't we go bankrupt in the blink of an eye when the mass media crucifies us? Oh, and they've got huge cocks."

She then talks herself into being enthusiastic about this too. The funniest bit is when she mentions halfway through that she's a virgin, whereupon the businessmen jump back, bow to her in the most grovellingly apologetic way possible and say that of course they'll stop immediately. She says she's totally fine for them to continue and keep filming.

Someone who might be Hatsune Miku dances to a perky, bouncy little number in a variety of settings. The European town square also has toy animals walking about.

She also has lots of sex.

Uso to Nuigurumi is the name of the song, incidentally. You can find it on YouTube.

A maid has sex with an Auton. (Well, either that or he's wearing a stocking on his head.) It's Flash "animation" with no plot, dialogue or even sound.

It's very good, with its only problem being a failure to marry the character work and the sex scenes. The latter drag on and you'll probably end up fast-forwarding, which is regrettable since this might otherwise have been worth recommending. But it's still an interesting, well-told story.

It's about four people, comprising three couples. Keita and Shunpei are the boys, while Riko and Mika are the girls. Keita and Riko started going out two months ago after Mika introduced them. Keita thinks Riko's too good for him... and unfortunately it's possible that she agrees. (They've also never had sex, so maybe she's got restless.)

Today, Keita saw Riko saliva-swapping with another man in the street.

Poor Keita. He'd been serious about the relationship. We see him telling his sad story to three friends in the pub, thinking of nothing except her. I loved the shot of Keita saying "I'm completely okay" after transforming into a stone statue of Buddha. Anyway, the story unfolds. I'll avoid spoilers, but it's a meaningful (if simple) plot. Discoveries are made. Mika gets drunk. A flustered Keita tries to say "no". They feel like real people in that situation. I liked this one a good deal.