A green-haired girl (the Vocaloid character GUMI) dances to HandClap by Fitz and The Tantrums. She's in a nice, airy room with lots of plants outside. All her clothes disappear, except for her boots. All this is fairly normal for a dirty MMD video and there's nothing wrong with the song, but...

In the second half of the video, the music stops and she has sex with the boy who'd been sitting naked in the background.

Meltys saves her sister Daliah by hitting her with a magic sword. This destroys an evil mental influence (and also her clothes). "Escape and save yourself," says Daliah, "because this dimension will vanish soon." Fortunately, though, E-chan arrives to rescue everyone. This saves the world.

Once back home, Meltys tells her mother (the queen) that "it seems that my slut level went up too much from my adventures." This is demonstrated in flashbacks with naughty slime, a lesbian snake demon and a blue giant. Furthermore, since this is a fantasy RPG, we even learn how many skill points Meltys earned with her sexploits. "Amazing!" says Daliah. "You have 227 points on orgasm, 150 on fellatio, 86 on boob jobs, 75 on anal, 79 on cum spray, 167 on reverse rape and 120 on creampie! Your slut level is 122! I don't believe it!"

"You see, I worked a little too hard..."

"Are you aware of the town's upcoming thanksgiving festival around the castle?" says the approving queen, whose official regalia doesn't completely cover her nipples. This festival involves the royal family and dozens of naked townsfolk.

The episode's good-natured and moderately amusing in its silliness.

The protagonist uses a compromising video to blackmail a teacher into letting him have sex with her, then records them doing it on his phone in order to blackmail her into more. She's begging him to stop. That's rape.

Jesus, no.

The episode develops further. One girl has green hair and another has orange hair. There are other characters involved from previous episodes whom the green-haired teacher is defending... but sod that. This series can sod right off and I'm aghast that it's managed six years (although only six episodes).

No plot or dialogue. It's just lots of sex scenes for mobile phones (i.e. the screen's tall and thin), edited together.

Amamiya Komori is a shrine maiden. She fights and defeats fat old man zombies. Hurrah! A Shinto superheroine! Unfortunately, all her subsequent battles involve sexual molestation and a lot of spit-roasting... after which she defeats the monsters. Not sure how that works. There's also bondage, blindfolding and sex toys.

For what it's worth, the white in a miko's outfit is supposed to represent purity.

Milim Nava is a character from the (very successful mainstream) anime, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime. She's one of the strongest and oldest Demon Lords, known as the "Destroyer" and with a threat level of "Catastrophe".

This is just a sex scene for her, rendered in an odd combination of photorealism (the naughty bits) and cel-shading (everything else).

The song's "Follow the Leader" by Wisin & Yandel with Jennifer Lopez, rather than another song of the same title (e.g. by The Soca Boys). It's okay. Nothing wrong with it.

As for the dancer, it's possible that she's meant to be Misaka Mikoto from A Certain Magical Index. Same hairstyle and hair colour. But I'd never have guessed that without the title, because that generic anime face could have been anyone. We're getting no other clues. Nothing in the background, for instance. It's pitch black, with something falling that I assumed was snow but might be cherry blossom petals.

Misaka dances in a sexy bikini. No sex, just stripping.

A girl gets assaulted by octopus tentacles, then by a fat otaku who's much bigger than her. She'd prefer it if they didn't do these things to her.

The whole episode's off-putting.

Muramata is Kaji's boss at work. She's an older woman with a split tongue like a lizard. (She did it when she was young, but never explains why.) He's a nice young lad who doesn't judge her for this. One day, after Muramata's just defended Kaji after he's screwed up at work, they go out drinking and end up at her apartment.

It's lovely. Muramata is fun and generous, but she's had nasty things said about her in the past. Kaji really likes her. They're an endearing couple.

Confusingly, this has nothing to do with Muramata. Instead, it stars a schoolboy called Hayato and a rather odd schoolgirl called Momose.

"Hayato. I want to ask you something."

"Momose!? She's one of that clique's so-called 'four heavenly kings'! She's scary! Is she about to ask how much cash I have on me?"

"How do you make your cock grow bigger?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I wanna make my cock bigger too!"

She means "clitoris", by the way. She needs to fix her terminology. Anyway, Hayato does his inexperienced best to answer Momose's questions. It's quite an amusing mini-episode and they're a likeable couple.