Anna fights martial arts dwarves and loses. The king chains her to a sexual torture machine, after which plot stops being a consideration.

Tomoya's been to see Kanako's parents for the first time and was full of nerves. She helps calm him down. This half of the episode was romantic and nice... but, unfortunately, it turns out that Tomoya's father was Kanako's client seven years ago when she was a schoolgirl prostitute.

She does it with him again to stop him from talking. Tomoya's right beside them, but asleep.

Too young. Scary. No no no.

Yui's exhausted and sobbing, so she asks her uncle to have helpful sex with her. In one scene, this becomes a threesome between them and the white ghost tentacles of the god of pregnancy.

It's clearly based on a manga. The artwork's so good and realistic that it's hard to animate, so unsurprisingly the animation's dodgy. The plot, though, is nonsense. Two schoolteachers (Miho Saegusa and Okazaki) are engaged. This annoys one of their students, Michiru Tayama, who's on suspension for illicit relationships (i.e. having a boyfriend).

It's time for revenge!

STAGE ONE: approach Okazaki with two of your friends and have a foursome with him. Okazaki goes along with this even though the girls are filming him on their phones.

STAGE TWO: blackmail Saegusa with the phone videos of Okazaki having sex with schoolgirls. If that were you, how would you react? Might you, say, be angry at Okazaki? He's a love cheat. And stupid. Also, really stupid. Saegusa, though, simply accepts all the blackmail demands, including hentai ones.

Okazaki and Saegusa then have sex in front of these blackmailing girls and their boyfriends. I didn't believe a word of all this.

Pretty and well-endowed princesses have sex. This is just empty sex scenes, but there are opening and closing title sequences to introduce all the ladies and tell us their names. They're called Milk, Caramel, Vanilla, Maple, Tetsuko and Juliet. (There's also an unnamed seventh girl, who I think is a maid.)

No plot, obviously, but each princess gets her own voice actress.

A princess sits on a penis while holding an onigiri. She seems pleased with herself. Her clothes magically vanish after twenty seconds.

It's definitely a nightclub or something, but the dancers on stage have wings and tails. Even the waitresses are topless. Sex is taking place.

There's even a plot. It's a functional dramatic piece with a dark ending, although it fulfils the title's promise in the second half. Our heroine is going there to save her sister or something.

A blonde with cat ears has sex with her doctor. It's a six-minute throwaway.