No plot or dialogue. It's just a sex scene between these two Nier Automata characters. The CGI's good, though. It also has a little four-legged robot spider scuttling around.

A girl dances and strips in an empty prison. No sex, but she's (initially) wearing a black mankini fetish outfit. I like the song, which is Number 9 by South Korean girl group T-ara, and this is one of the better MMD videos to use it.

A goth girl dances and has lots of sex in a dingy jail cell. Concrete walls, bars on the windows. Her outfit's quite elaborate, though, while she's still wearing it. Flowing red ribbons, black corset, etc.

I like the song's introduction, but I'm less keen on its main body. It's got wooden whistles and a bit of an eerie sound, though, so it's a good fit for the video.

Asahina Akari is a pink-haired schoolgirl, but she can transform into Love Mare Lip, the holy angel of love! When the evil minions of Alzeam appear, she will fight them! Yes, even the tentacle slime mountains.

Unfortunately, the baddies have worked out who she is. Cue hypnosis, evil naughty tentacles and general hentai. She also has a male friend who transforms into a blue magical girl, who'll get unwillingly roped into proceedings. If you've ever wanted to see a Magical Boy's erection emerging from his frilly skirt, this is your chance.

Akari looks mildly reminiscent of Madoka Magica, given the pink colour scene, ribbons and accessories. I don't think the resemblance is deliberate, though. Akari has more pink in her outfit and longer hair, as well as (obviously) bigger boobs. Overall, the episode's fairly unpleasant and our heroes seem to be heading for a degradingly dark ending.

A naked tattooed girl dances to some kind of electronic techno stuff. I think she's also having sex with someone who's invisible in order not to interfere with the view. All we see of him is a glowing white blob that's probably a penis.

Amy has a large penis, so she performs fellatio on herself and uses weird pumping fleshlight machines. She also leaves answerphone messages for her friends.

Sano Takuya is a university student. His stepsister Aika has returned home for a short time with her children, while the younger one's breastfeeding. She's loud, beer-swilling and blithe about toplessness.

Before long, she's making jokes about feeding Takuya her breast milk. He takes her up on this. Fairly soon... "I wonder if this counts as cheating on my husband?" she wonders while sucking him off.

It's a cheerful, happy hentai, despite the infidelity and pseudo-incest. (They're not blood related, but still.)

If you jump into this halfway through (although I wouldn't expect normal people to come within a million miles of this in the first place), you might be disturbed by Akio calling Minako "mother" as they have sex. Don't worry. In Japanese, that's also what you call your mother-in-law.

Anyway, Reina's pregnant and she's giving some of her old clothes to Mum (Minako). These include some extremely revealing outfits, so Akio gets over-excited when he enters the room and assumes that Minako is Reina. It turns out that Akio's a bit pent-up, because he and Reina haven't been having sex lately. This gives Minako an idea. "I'll only be until Reina gives birth, but how about I take her place until then?"

Worryingly, Akio shows no hesitation in eagerly saying "yes". They get on with it and it turns out that Akio's always fancied Minako. Before long, it's just plain infidelity, with Akio and Minako conspiring to cheat on the thoroughly nice Reina.

I disapprove.

Granny's in the bath with her grandson. You'll have trouble believing that this youthful granny is any older than, say, her mid-thirties.

"If you ejaculate now, that'll help you sleep!"

Half a minute of narration tells us about the heroine's first part-time job. It's at a bookshop. One day, she made a terrible mistake and... no, we should forget all that, because the episode doesn't have a plot or anything. It's just CGI sex scenes. One girl with huge boobs and an ever-increasing number of men.

The CGI animation's so crude that it's surprising to find they're a voice actress. You'd think the film was made in someone's bedroom over a weekend or something.

Azur Lane is a Chinese rip-off of KanColle, but there's no need to care about either of them. They're both games-turned-anime about female anthropomorphisations of World War Two battleships. They've both been very successful, as it happens.

Result: this is indistinguishable from KanColle porn. Ship-girls say "commander" a lot while shagging their revered (but faceless) male commander. This one, though, also has strangulation. (She's surprised, but decides that she likes it and asks to be strangled some more... while her voice actress talks normally throughout.)