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Hentai 1st episodes 2018: T
Including: Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum
Medium: OVA, series
Year: 2018
Series: << Hentai 1st episodes 2018 >>, << The Ring
Keywords: hentai, anime, boobs, ghost, historical, fantasy
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Format: 12 episodes
Website category: Anime 2018
Review date: 18 October 2020
Yikes, not watching: Tiny Evil
Tatteru Orikishi Mitsu
Tatteru - Orikishi Mitsu
Episodes: 1 x 5 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
There's dialogue! This one's not so much an MMD video as a short porn film with an MMD video embedded in part of it. It begins and ends with the girl talking to her boyfriend.
They have sex. The dancing's just a little insert rectangle in the bottom right-hand corner of the screen. The song's okay.
Tengoku yori mo Tengoku na Mura
Tengoku yori mo Tengoku na Mura
This village is better than heaven
Episodes: 1 x 30 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
An old, ugly, bald and worryingly underfed man is lying on a bed. It's quite a nice room, though. Simple, but traditional and clean. Baldie's wearing a weird white collar. A mysterious woman visits briefly and gives him an apple.
Some time later, our hero's listening to sex noises.
The girl returns, with another apple. They try to talk to each other, but the girl doesn't even speak Japanese. He teaches her a word or two.
Even later. Baldie's got his hands on a mobile phone and has been trying to find out what country he's in. He's still miserable, though, and looks even more starved. He sees a vision of a hangman's noose.
We're now more than halfway through.
Eventually, Baldie learns that the mysterious girl doesn't mind him putting his hand down her top. They have sex for the rest of the video (him desperate, her dispassionate), but in an oddly anti-pornographic way. The episode as a whole plays more like a slow-burning prison drama with a tiny cast and very little dialogue. The girl never removes her dress or even goes topless, while the camera never forgets that we're looking at an old, ugly bloke in his prison cell.
Incidentally, our hero's CGI facial expressions are impressive. He's got a memorable face and the CGI animators do a lot with it. That's an acting performance.
Tensei Kendo Harem Colosseo
Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum
Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseo
Episodes: 4
Minutes: 17 + 21 + 27 + 21
Keep watching: yes
One-line summary: elf fantasy hardcore porn
I've since finished it and... eps.2-4 are thematically strong, but cold and harsh. Don't expect romance.
The title suggests gladiators and harem sex. I was sort of dreading this. The actual episode, though, undercuts this with multiple layers of subversion. It's full of surprises and rather sweet.
Firstly, the gladiator fights are scripted. The audience don't know, but no one's in danger of anything worse than a scolding for going off-script and accidentally winning.
Secondly, the royal family summon two gladiators and order one to rape the other. This duly happens... but in fact the "victim" is secretly overjoyed. She admires and respects her partner, who she calls "sensei". Nonetheless, it's got to look non-consensual for the three creepy ladies of the court.
That was cool. It's thematically interesting and repeatedly subverting expectations, both hentai and not. I'm definitely continuing with this.
Time Loop Sex Endless
Time Loop Sex Endless
Episodes: 1 x 31 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: "motion comic" hardcore porn
"Motion comic" is a lie and means "negligible animation".
It opens with a nice scene between two children. They're just talking. Nothing bad happens.
We then skip forwards in time. The girl's grown up and has boobs, so the boy rapes her. There's another rape. After that, there's consensual sex with exactly the same poor girl, because time travel lets you turn the audience's stomachs. Our hero has sex with a different girl, then marries the one he raped and she doesn't know anything about it.
Time Stop Gishinanki
Time Stop - Gishinanki
Episodes: 1 x 6 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
A girl in a sailor suit dances in a club. Every so often, the music and dancing freezes so that something dodgy can happen. I can see the kink that's being catered to, but it makes for a less engaging music video.
tinder box
Tinderbox
Episodes: 2
Minutes: 20 + 21
Keep watching: yes
One-line summary: hardcore porn
Ep.1 is hilarious. Ep.2 is just normal hentai.
Kurisaka Amina agrees to be an art model, realising too late that she'd be nude. It isn't her first public nudity experience, though. Several years ago, she was on a school camping trip and had to urinate in the woods because the toilets were all in use. (Yes, we see that.) This led her to remove all her clothes and masturbate. Eh?
She starts masturbating in art class too... which is where I got annoyed. I've done art life classes. (Both sides of the easel, as it happens.) You don't want a model who moves. You're trying to draw them. If Amina started doing that in a real art class, everyone would be asking her to stop it. This lot, though, say "show us more".
Embarrassed, she flees. Back at home, she discusses this with her stuffed toys. "I wonder if they thought I was a pervert?" Yes, you are. She then starts masturbating under the gaze of those toys, insisting all the time that "what I'm doing is something normal!"
No, Amina. It's not. It is, though, extremely funny. (It's the gap between Amina's self-perception and what she's actually doing.) I was on the floor laughing.
Anyway, she tries to return her modelling fee. She left halfway, after all. The art teacher insists that she keep it, though. He says he's seen people like her before (where?) and has an idea.
Next thing we know, Amina's blindfolded and surrounded by men. She starts sucking them off. "I wonder how many eyes are watching me?" Then, on removing the blindfold, she discovers that she's on the grass outside the school and surrounded by dutifully drawing art students. "This is embarrassing," she thinks, while enthusiastically enjoying a spitroasting and more. "This is far more amazing than anything I've ever imagined! If people I knew, like my classmates, see this, I wonder how good it'll make me feel?"
That was just the first eight minutes. The rest of the episode includes a photo booth and a child happily commenting on her fellatio.
Ep.2 is more straightforward. It starts with a schoolgirl being jealous of another schoolgirl getting close to her brother. So they end up wearing collars and leashes for a gangbang.
Togerenka Patchouli
Togerenka Patchouli
Episodes: 1 x 4 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
The girl's CGI model is crude, but the animator's showing off by having her dance in a puddle with realistic and rather beautiful ripple effects.
One boob falls out of her bikini, then she has sex. The song and dancing are sort of okay. Both are also mildly Chinese-themed, with the (Japanese) lyrics even having the occasional bit of Chinese in them. (Most of the Chinese I know is from Shampoo's dialogue in Ranma 1/2.)
Torima
Torima, Koui, 6
Episodes: 3 x 11-13 minutes
Keep watching: no
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
He's much older than her. She apologises for being late, then they immediately get to it. That's all. No plot, very simple dialogue.
Bizarrely, this is the sixth instalment in a series. I don't get it.
Toshidensetsu
Toshi Densetsu
Episodes: 6 x 18-22 minutes
Keep watching: no
One-line summary: hardcore porn
It's very good, unfortunately. You should still avoid it, though, because its chosen kink is "underage". Every episode goes there, either with a boy or a girl... and yet, frustratingly, it's still an interesting show. The title means "urban legends". It's educational (in a pornographic parody way).
Ep.1 is about Hanako of the Toilet and starts with a girl waiting alone in a classroom at a beautifully drawn, evocative sunset. She's holding a love letter. She's about to get gagged, raped and unintentionally killed by a teacher.
Next thing we know, she's a ghost who's bound to the gents' toilets (pesky architects) and trying to get jiggly with a horrified teacher who hates the idea. Firstly, she's too young. Secondly, having sex with the dead doesn't sound safe. Theoretically, the supernatural angle makes it less appalling. Hanako can transform into an older form and is as old as the teacher if you count dead years. Ultimately, it's romantic.
After that, ep.2 does Ringu, cursed videos and Sadako. Ep.3 does Mary-chan, a Japanese urban legend about someone called Mary who keeps phoning you, ending with "I'm right behind you now." There's even a 2011 movie about her, called "Mary-san's phone call." Ep.4 does Hasshaku-sama, an urban legend about an extremely tall woman in a wide-brimmed hat who takes a liking to people who die within a few days. Ep.5 just does VR, then ep.6 is a crossover with everyone.
This is an interesting series, but only theoretically. In practice, what it's selling makes it unfit for human consumption.
Tsuma NTR Ryoujoku Rinne
Episode 1: Tsuma Netori Ryoujoku Rinne
Episode 2: Zoku Tsuma Netori Ikumi to Shizuka
Keep watching: hell no
One-line summary: horrifying hardcore porn
Izumi and her husband are having sex. Izumi would like children, but the husband replies that she's just started a new job. Immediately getting pregnant wouldn't look good, right?
They're nice people. You like them, despite their annoyingly poor judgement calls. For one thing, they've agreed to keep it secret from the children at school that they're married. Why? What's the point of this deception? That's never explained. The only reason I could see would be covering up for the husband fooling around. Almost as worrying in hentai is the fact that Izumi's little sister, Shizuka, is a student at the same school.
Anyway, they go to work. There, we meet a sleazy, gravelly-voiced teacher called Yasuno-sensei. He has a dungeon and a friend who enjoys helping with a bit of kidnapping. Where this goes is, frankly, revolting.
Tsun M Gyutto Shibatte Shidoushite
Tsun M! Gyutto Shibatte Shidoushite The Animation
Episodes: 1 x 25 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: mild S&M hardcore porn
Koike Saki's angry with her boyfriend about his S&M porn... but since that's what he likes, she volunteers to be tied up with a towel. She's embarrassed and not enjoying it.
Then, she starts enjoying it.
Then, she starts enjoying it even more. She gets dangerous at school. (Did I mention that Saki's a schoolgirl and her boyfriend's one of her teachers?)
Tsugaku JK
Tsuugaku JK
J* Going to the School
Episodes: 1 x 8 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: hardcore porn
A schoolgirl gets molested on a train. None of the other passengers does anything and she doesn't resist. She just endures the groping, undressing andd vibrator beads, then afterwards looks normal. Exactly the same as she did at the beginning.
Ewww.