Girls & PanzerJapanese
Hentai 1st episodes 2018: G
Medium: OVA, series
Year: 2018
Series: << Hentai 1st episodes 2018 >>
Keywords: Girls & Panzer, SF, hentai, anime, boobs
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Format: 8 episodes
Website category: Anime 2018
Review date: 7 June 2020
I refuse to touch this: Gijou Kankin Choukyou-roku
Safer to avoid this too: Gojyadou
Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi
Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi!!!
Episodes: 2
Minutes:17 + 21
Keep watching: I bailed early in ep.1
One-line summary: just don't
A man has a weird reaction to his sister's wedding. As a child, girls bullied him. He wants to go back in time and get revenge.
With no explanation, this happens. He's a child again and so are they. The episode then starts going hentai and I stop watching in alarm.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his timeslipped revenge is what made him unpopular with those girls, though.
Geinou Jimusho de Manager
Geinou Jimusho de Manager Yatteta Toki Tantou datta Idol no ko ga Makura saserareteta kedo, Nanka Shitsumon aru? The Motion Anime
Episodes: 1 x 19 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: "motion comic" hardcore porn
Yukina's cute and wears cool idol outfits. (And also does photoshoots in a bikini that's much too small for her.)
One day, she's called to her manager's office. He has a favour to ask. If she says "no", it'll be the end of her idol career. "Understood," says Yukina. "I'll do my best!"
She has unwilling sex with a bald, elderly bloke.
Ghost Dance
Ghost Dance
Ghostly Dance
Episodes: 2 x 5 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music videos
Four girls do a wiggle dance that couldn't be more repetitive, but is also quite fun. As for the music, it's the kind of upbeat chirpy thing that's probably more loopable than anything else in the world. I love it, but you've effectively heard it all after the first five seconds.
There are a million versions of this on YouTube, some of which have extreme bikinis. The two I found here are different because they have sex. Ghost Dance from 2019 has the girls in a bedroom, wearing string. Occasionally one or two of them will stop dancing to have sex with someone who's probably a gangland boss.
Ghostly Dance from 2018, on the other hand, has the girls fully clothed (at first) in a nightclub. After a while, they start having sex with invisible men.
Gimme That
Gimme That
Episodes: 1 x 2 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
Two girls dance naked while making maximum use of exotic-looking dildos. They also have a trolley of spare sex toys. At one point, one gives the finger to the camera. At the end, they beckon to the boys who were sitting watching in the classroom.
The song's electronic, beat-heavy and unmusical.
Girls Panzer Tentacles
Girls Und Panzer and Tentacles
Episodes: 1 x 3 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: Girls Und Panzer porn parody
That looks like actual footage from Girls und Panzer. Well, the whole thing's a massive copyright violation anyway, so I suppose we're only talking about the difference between different degrees of theft.
The first minute or so is just Miho going home with her sister, Maho. It's quite nice. She sees her old bedroom, with its tanks and its teddy bears. She then finds a naked photo of Maho, with pink tentacles.
Tentacles appear.
Suddenly, they're naked in a desert and being molested by tentacles. They seem quite happy about it.
Go Berserk
Go berzerk
Episodes: 1 x 2 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: dirty CGI music video
The title's misspelling is correct. The song's Go Berzerk by Pegboard Nerds & Quiet Disorder, although I'm being generous in calling it a "song". It's electronic dance noise, which in the context of an MMD video means "you can't dance to it". You can wiggle to the beat, but forget choreography. This CGI girl's feet might as well have been nailed to the floor.
To be honest, she doesn't even do much wiggling. Mostly, she gushes white fluid. (It's hers, though. She's actually gushing it, not just dripping or seeping.)
I think she's a KanColle ship girl. It's the hat.
Golden Lover
GoldenLover
Episodes: 1 x 46 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: CGI hardcore porn
There's no plot, characterisation or dialogue, although there's a voice actress for non-verbal noises. (Given that, 46 minutes is a loooong time. You'll be hitting fast-forward.) The girl looks quite a lot like Android 18 (aka. Lazuli) from Dragon Ball.
Goshujin sama wa Otoosan
Goshujin-sama ha Otoosan: Tsuma ni ha Ienai Himitsu no Yuugi
Episodes: 1 x 69 minutes
Keep watching: n/a
One-line summary: computer game hardcore porn
There's zero animation. You've got still frames, a silent protagonist (daddy) and voice actresses for the female characters.
It starts with father-daughter incest. Later, there will be blindfolds, ball gags, bondage, nipple clamps and urination. The last scene involves the mother in dominatrix gear, a whip and her pinioned, naked daughter.