Doctor Shameless
Also known as: Chijoku Shinsatsushitsu
Medium: OVA, series
Year: 2003
Actor: Chiro Kanzaki, Kaede Konoha, Kazuya Ichijo, Miki Fujimura, Rie Kanda, Yukari Honma
Keywords: anime, hentai, boobs
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Format: Two 26-minute episodes
Url: https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=3425
Website category: Anime early 00s
Review date: 15 April 2024
Doctor Shameless
It's porn with a wicked sense of humour. I disliked it, but it's miles better than many medical-themed hentai. It's watchable. There's no rape, humiliation, etc. I might even have found it funny if I hadn't been creeped out by Doctor Shameless himself (name: Ishida Shinji).
A hospital was in such financial trouble that it couldn't pay everyone's wages and was losing its best staff. "We can't longer stay in business through legitimate methods," says its director. Solution: he hires a doctor who makes his patients orgasm and a "nurse" whose only medical training had been to wear a nurse outfit in a cosplay brothel. Bizarrely, this works. They restore the hospital's finances and make their patients happier! (We hear nothing about death rates and the outcomes for seriously ill patients, which might suggest that no one in this anime cares about such things.)
It's a comedy. Dr Ishida tells his female patients to do outrageous things... and they obey, because he sounds authoritative and uses medical terminology. (And because he's handsome. I'm pretty sure that housewife realised she wasn't being penetrated by a "tissue sampling instrument", but she definitely wasn't complaining.) The more ludicrous the demands, the funnier they are... theoretically.
"As ordered, I presume you're not wearing any underwear? We need to prevent excessive sweating in that area. Also, constrictive underwear has been identified as a leading cause of stress, so you should avoid wearing any as much as possible."
It's kinky. Urination, defecation, carrots, hot candle wax, etc. Dr Ishida enjoys getting away with unbelievable things. "Now's a good time to check your rectum as well. It's just a precaution." At one point, a patient asks him for sex and he refuses, saying that wouldn't be a medical procedure.
Also, his patients enjoy his attentions and want more of him. That's crucial. Had that been false, you'd have been wanting a bullet in Ishida's head.
Unfortunately, though, he's a smirking scumbag who's simultaneously milking his patients' wallets. He soon gets bored of any particular woman and will always be looking for his next victim. He corrupts a hypochondriac until she's servicing a queue of men in a public toilet, then orders a mother-and-daughter to dump the father of the house and give Dr Ishida all their money instead. (Dad had lost his job and was pretending to his family that he hadn't, but I don't think the crime fits the punishment.)
Yes, this hentai could be called light and comedic... but eurgh.
That "nurse" is probably harmless, though. She just shags all the patients, which can't hurt anyone... er, unless perhaps she's acting as a super-spreader for sexually transmitted and other diseases. Whoops. Anyway, they call her an angel in a nurse's uniform and even the cold-blooded Dr Ishida can tell she's having a positive effect. "Her special nursing skills are doing a lot more to restore this patient's lust for life than any medical treatment. If we can help a patient like this one to survive, it'll mean that much more revenue for the hospital!"
I didn't like this hentai, but that's just me. There's far worse out there.
"You're not a registered nurse, are you?"
"What does that mean? I was only a 'nurse' at a cosplay sex club, so I can't answer difficult questions!"